Monday, October 20, 2008
poor blog. it is
DYING D:
let's do CPR on it :D
LOL.
ok this is lame. -.-
eh why no one post de huh? ):
so mean to this poor, helpless blog D:
ummm. ok let me think of something constructive to talk about.
like HOW TO KILL ONIONS :D
the following is the COMPLETE GUIDE TO KILL A ONION THAT IS INVADED BY THE JASMINE VIRUS.
STEPS:
1) stop drinking jasmine green tea to stop the virus from spreading
2) use a 麻醉药 to make sure the onion falls asleep and does not see itself being killed
3) take out a chopper
4) use the chopper and mash the onion
5) let all the onion 'juice' *EWWW* ooz out into the basin :D
6) use a pair of tongs to throw the remains of the onion into a huge fire and let theonion burn into ashes :D
OR, you can simply skip steps 1 to 5.
but steps 1 to 5 makes it more fun! (:
HAHAHA :D
ok. i'm done.
BYE! (:
POTATO